
sometimes I’m funny on twitter.

why the fuck does vagina=weak and dick=strong
have u ever kicked someone in the dick? they fall to the floor and cry
kick someone in the vagina and i can guarantee u they’ll just punch u in the face
vagina not weak
vagina strong

Thugs
and Harmony
I wish there were necklaces given to us at birth that were half of a unique shape and your soulmate wore the other half and they got warmer the closer together you were and colder the further away you were so you could go on this journey when you’re ready to find your other half so that you could be spared all the pain and heartbreak of being played with by those who don’t take dating as seriously as you do
somebody please write a book on this

(via funkienokie)
((Why doesn’t this have more notes? The looks of all the different cultures is so beautiful.
yoooo this commercial with this smoker lady with the hole in her neck is nasty as shit
I have to agree. Every time I see it, I have to turn the channel.